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Geneva 2010 – We’re On It Like a Rash

Filed under: A.O.B — Tags: , — onthesidewalls @ 20:11 28/02/2010

The world’s most Swiss motorshow gets underway on Tuesday, and being the kind types we’re heading over ourselves just to tell you what’s good. And what’s not good.

Despite the fact that all we really want to look at is the new Vauxhall Meriva’s suicide doors, we’ll be poring over all the important cars from the Mini Countryman to Porsche GT3-R Hybrid.

As soon as we’ve got back from the extortionate wi-fi rates of the Geneva Palexpo, we’ll hit you with a massive article of highlights, lowlights and erm, midtones… but until then, we’ll be keeping it to Twitter for expediancy. To catch the twits we’ll be tweeting, twoddle over to twitter/onthesidewalls.

Normal service will  be resumed on Thursday – until then, follow us on Twitter and revel in the breadth, depth and inaccuracy of everything we report.

The Daily 0-60: Thursday 25th February 2010

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Porsche unveiled the new Cayenne which is now available with a £57k, 375bhp, 34.4mpg V6 petrol hybrid. Alfa Romeo released more pictures of the facially challenged Giullietta which we still can’t spell. And the Government announced a £230m scheme that will give people a 25% discount, up to a max of £5k, if they buy an electric, hydrogen or plug-in hybrid car.

GM Announces Fatal Hummer Bummer

Filed under: Vaguely News — Tags: , , , — onthesidewalls @ 23:58 24/02/2010

After yesterday’s jubilation of GM securing the future of Saab by selling it to Spyker, the American giant announced they are going to close Hummer leading to the loss of over 3,000 jobs. GM have been trying to shift the SUV brand to Chinese company Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Company, who’s name is as economical with words as Hummers are with fuel, but the sale has fallen through. GM will honour warranties and continue to provide spare parts for current cars.

The failure of the $150m deal is due the Chinese Government’s reluctance to approve the sale, probably due to the fact that they didn’t really fancy idea of appearing to condone cars that can’t crack 15mpg. Not good for the international street cred you see… there’s an irony there somewhere.

Look on the bright side though – in a world of averages, Hummer’s death means we can all drive a faster, more polluting car without any ill effect. If anyone ever accuses you of being blase towards the environment as you rag your V12 Vantage, just say you’re restoring the Hummer equilibrium. Call it a kind of automotive altruistic utilitarianism. You’ll be gone before they realise what the hell you’re on about.

The Daily 0-60: Wednesday 24th February 2010

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Pictures of the new Lexus CT 200h hybrid leaked onto the interweb, ahead of the car’s official launch at Geneva. Skoda facelifted the Fabia and Roomster. Fiat showed off the 138bhp 500C Abarth, which does 62mph in 7.9secs and goes on sale later this year. And Tata announced that their massive Aria will go on sale in the UK in 2011.

Spyker Settles Saab Saviour Settlement

Filed under: Vaguely News — Tags: , , , , — onthesidewalls @ 23:15 23/02/2010

At 17:30 GMT today, one of the longest running plot lines in automotive soap opera history reached a conclusion – Spyker have officially finalised the deal to buy Saab from General Motors. Both Spyker and Saab will now co-exist as independent sister companies under the new umbrella group Spyker Cars N.V.

Victor Muller (looking pleased above), boss of Spyker Cars NV and the main protagonist in the plotline said:  “We are delighted – Saab’s future is now secure… From today we will be concentrating all of our efforts into reviving Saab and transforming it into a sustainable and profitable company with the confidence to be bold.”

The first job is to kick start production of the new 9-5 which is planned for a release later this year, although there’s already a lot of chatter about the possibility of an Audi A1 rivalling supermini. With BMW having the Mini, Merc the A-Class and Audi the A1, Saab could do with a tidy premium little car for the all the terribly polite people who are thinking of downsizing. The 9-3 and 9-5 saloons and 9-4X SUV could struggle to sell in shrinking markets, which wouldn’t be a nice start for the revived company. Pehaps they’ll take inspiration from their very first car, the little 92…

For now though, lets just be pleased that Saab have survived, hope the new 9-5 can cut it and wish for a cool Saab supermini to keep them relevant.

The Daily 0-60: Tuesday 23rd February 2010

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Hyundai announced that their curiously appealing iX35 Crossover will cost from £16,495 when it goes on sale in the UK in March. The sale of Saab to Spyker was finally officially completed – more of that here. And Proton released a picture of their Lotus developed hybrid concept which will be revealed at Geneva, hopefully with the Italdesign body on top.

New McLaren MP4-12C Development Video

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McLaren’s well groomed men are bringing their new £170k MP4-12C supercar into its final stages of development, with track testing taking place at Spain’s version of Millbrook – Applus IDIADA. Whereas previous MP4-12C development cars have been produced to test individual components, these new ‘XP Beta’ machines are far closer to being production ready, with a revised engine, new gear ratios, more efficient cooling, new suspension geometry and upgraded electrical architecture.

According to McLaren, the testing and development process involves a core team of around 25 technicians poring over the car 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in a testing programme they claim is as at least as intense as a Formula One car’s. Not only that, but Programme Director Mark Vinnels is already confident of the car’s ability: ‘The benchmark competitor vehicles we have tested become nervous and twitchy at higher speed, but the 12C feels more stable than anything I have driven. Because the bump rejection is so good, the ride is smooth and the steering is solid.’

In this video, Mark Vinnels and Chief Test Driver Chris Goodwin explain the development process while driving the car on road and track. As hyperbolic teasers go, it’s up with the best…

Here’s hoping the matt black vinyl wrap of the development cars makes it onto an options list…

Nissan Cube Video Review

Filed under: A.O.B — Tags: , , , , , , — onthesidewalls @ 22:34 22/02/2010

A little while ago, we had the pleasure of driving about and reviewing a UK spec Nissan Cube – we quite liked it. By utter fluke, some chap with specs seems to have got hold of the same car and made a video of it. You can watch it here:

The Daily 0-60: Monday 22nd February 2010

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Mercedes revealed their F800 Style Concept, which hints at the face of the next CLS and previews new plug-in hybrid technology. Kia showed off a sketch of their new Magentis which will go on sale early next year. And Audi confirmed production of the RS5, which features a tweaked version of the RS4’s V8 with 444bhp, and a DSG gearbox.

The Daily 0-60: Friday 19th February 2010

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Infiniti allowed black pump fans to buy their cars, adding a V6 diesel engine with 235bhp and 406lb ft to their range. Toyota announced a temporary closure of its UK plants, which they claim is nothing to do with all the recalls. And stubbly grunge fan Jacques Villeneuve was rumoured to be making a return to F1 with Stefan GP.

Two Word Verdict – Maserati GranCabrio

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Mahogany Jowls

The Daily 0-60: Thursday 18th February 2010

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Vauxhall previewed their Flextreme GT/E Concept – a petrol hybrid which can run for 60km on its 120kW electric motor, with a 1.4 petrol for when it goes flat. VW released the new £14,445 Polo Bluemotion which produces 91g/km of CO2 and does 80.7mpg. And more F1 testing happened, where some rain saw Kovalainen crash his Lotus and Barichello go fastest.

The Daily 0-60: Wednesday 17th February 2010

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Pics of Alfa Romeo’s Bertone styled Pandion concept car which will be shown at Geneva leaked out. Bentley released details of their Continental Supersports convertible which arrives this Autumn: 621bhp, 590lb ft of torque, 202mph and 3.9secs to get to 60mph. And VW announced a smaller, duller, slightly cheaper version of the Golf GTI – the 177bhp, £18,000 Polo GTI.

Jaguar XKR Goes Faster With Speed Pack

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Jaguar have been busy massaging the silicon goolies of their 510bhp XKR, making it go faster than ever before. At Geneva, they’ll officially release two new performance and styling packs, called Speed Pack and Black Pack which make it quicker and prettier.

The £3,500 Speed Pack is the most newsworthy – it raises the electronic speed limiter from 155mph to 174mph, as well as including a revised front splitter, larger rear spoiler and tweaked Active Differential Control to make it more stable at the higher speeds. You’ll also be treated to various cosmetic pleasantries such as body-coloured side sills and rear diffuser, as well as chrome window surrounds, grilles, side vents and boot spoiler.

For £500 extra you can add the Black Pack too, which concentrates on the styling and is only available if you’ve already got a Speed Pack. You get black gloss wheels, a choice of special Ultimate Black, Polaris White or Salsa Red paint, some nicer Charcoal leather and an optional XKR decal to make you look wickedcool. And all the bits that are chrome in the Speed Pack get turned gloss black too.

Other changes for the 2011 model year, regardless of optional packs, include new red brake calipers and a standard tyre repair system instead of a spare. The XKR Coupe costs £74,955, with the Convertible costing £6k more – before any packs have been tacked on.

Here’s a video of a car with a Black Pack, and therefore Speed Pack too. Yes please.

The Daily 0-60: Tuesday 16th February 2010

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Porsche released some info on the new Panamera V6 – it’ll have 296bhp, 296lb ft of torque, be good for 30.4mpg combined and cost £61k. Toyota announced a face-job for their Rav4, which will be shown at Geneva. And BMW tweaked the M3, adding stop-start and an optional Competition Pack which lowers it 10mm and offers tweaked eletronic stability control settings.

Lotus Elise Gets New Face and Conscience

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Everyone’s favourite aspirational-but-hopefully-one-day-affordable minimalist sports car from Norfolk, the Lotus Elise, has been given a face job and new engine. We’ll start with the face. It’s a sleeker, more mature boat-race that brings some stylistic continuity between Elise and Evora, as well as improving drag coefficient by 4%. Can’t help but gently pine for the glass fibre google eyes of the mk1 though…

Beneath the newly sensible face, is a newly sensible engine – the base ‘S’ model’s 1.8 will be replaced with a 1.6, still from Toyota. Happily, the power output of 134bhp is identical, but a small cluster of torques has been sacrificed, with 127lb ft dropping to 118lb ft. The 0-62mph time has dropped a tenth to 6.0secs, although the top speed is also lower – down 3 to 124mph.

The main impression of the new, smaller engine is how enviro-tolerable it is. The combined mpg is up 9mpg over the old 1.8 to an impressive 46mpg, while the CO2 has dropped from 179g/km to 155. Very clean. The remaining 1.8 engine, in both naturally aspirated and Supercharged models, also gets a tweak to bring CO2 levels down below 200g/km in both models. Gosh. Now promise never to mention the enviro-stats of a Lotus Elise again. It’s like mentioning that Scarlett Johansson is really good at knitting – it’s missing the point.

Also added are some new wheels and a 6 speed gearbox across the range. Prices are likely to change a little bit over the current car, but it’s unlikely they’ll stray too far from the current car  - so expect around £27k for the base model and £33k for the Supercharged SC. Less polluting and just as fast – it’s tricky to complain.

The Daily 0-60: Monday 15th February 2010

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Peugeot showed off their new ‘5’ concept – a 200bhp, 99g/Km Co2, 74.3mpg diesel-hybrid which previews the pleasant shape and clever tech of the upcoming 508 saloon. Subaru announced that they’ve persuaded Cosworth to breathe on their Impreza STI, making a special edition that will arrive next month. And more F1 testing happened, with Hamilton getting the boasters prize for fastest time.

Mini Countryman Prices Revealed

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It’s definitely not a practical joke any more. Mini have announced prices and other details for their Countryman crossover, which will go on sale in the UK in September. Cheapest is the 98hp One at exactly £16,000, rising up to £20,810 for the 184hp Cooper S.

The Cooper D looks like the most sensible buy at £18,810 – it’s got 112hp, 199lb ft and will get to 62mph in 10.9 secs. It also only emits 116g/km of CO2 and is quoted at 64.2 mpg combined. All those figures are for the front wheel drive models though; an  ’All4′ four wheel drive transmission will be available on the Cooper S and Cooper D, costing a smidge over a grand extra with a CO2 and mpg penalty that Mini say is ‘smaller than one might expect’. We’ll have to take their word for it, as they’ve not actually said what it is.

As far as our basic understanding of 4WD transmissions go, the Countryman All4 uses what is essentially an electro-magnetic version of a Haldex clutch – if the front wheels lose traction, the rears are engaged. A prop-shaft to the rear wheels actually runs constantly to make the transition from FWD to 4WD as smooth as possible, with the clutch engaging the rear wheels when necessary. Clever. Although the ground clearance is actually only 1cm higher than a normal Mini so the 4WD seems a bit pointless anyway.

All UK cars will come with a rear bench seat as standard, with a no-cost option of having two individual rear seats instead. Other standard kit includes parking sensors, heated mirrors and washers, roof rails, DAB radio, bluetooth and ‘preparation for a bicycle rack’.

Unavoidable cynicism for such a cynical car aside, the fact that the Cooper D Countryman can be had for less than £20k seems reasonable value next to the likes of Kugas, X1s and Tiguans which all cost a good few grand more. We’ll reserve judgement as to how practical it really is until we’re poking around it in Geneva – but if it’s got vaguely comparable space to the likes of the Kuga, you better get used to seeing its funny face about.

The Daily 0-60: Friday 12th February 2010

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Honda made hot hatch fans sigh, with the Civic Type R Mugen – all the visual glitz of the 240bhp Mugen Type R, but only the standard 198bhp output. ‘Lotus’ revealed their new F1 car, which will be driven by Trulli and Kovalainen. And Citroen showed off their pretty DS High Rider Concept, showing what the imminent DS4 will look like.

on the sidewalls review – Citroen C-Crosser

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The Citroen C-Crosser is a 7 seat, diesel only, 40mpg, fairly massive 4×4 that in Exclusive trim costs £27k. It will appeal to folk who live in the country with children who occasionally bring their mates home. Families who can afford a new car, but struggle to justify spending over £30k on a Discovery. Pleasant humans who want something that can deal with the pitted, muddy track to the stable without bottoming out. It will make these people very happy. As a sensible, rugged, reasonably affordable family car with a couple of spare seats in the back, it’s good. Very good.

It’s good at doing stuff it doesn’t need to bother with too. Like going round corners. We spent a whole weekend driving it round the Cotswolds, and on more than one occasion deliberately drove straight back where we’d come from just for the hell of it. Obviously, the C-Crosser is no Saxo VTS – there’ll certainly be no inside wheel cocking, lift-off oversteer or hairpin handbraking. But, considering it weighs 1750kg and takes 11 secs to get to 62mph, its fleet footed bend taking ability is a gentle shock, especially given that the ride is still perfectly composed and comfortable.

Perhaps a Mazda CX-7 feels tighter, and perhaps a BMW X1 is quicker to change direction – but the C-Crosser has a more fluid, better-resolved ability to manage both bumps and corners simultaneously, shrinking around you and being easy to place on the road. The similarly priced Mazda and BMW don’t have 7 seats either. It’s not supernaturally good, just much better than it has any right to be. You can enjoy it.

Some of the fun can be attributed to the new ‘DCS’ double clutch gearbox, a £1200 option. Snicking it across to manual and using the massive wheel mounted paddles adds to the involving nature of the chassis. And, if we’re being picky, this also avoids the auto mode’s occasional tendency to languish in an optimistically high gear, below where the peak 200lb ft of torque steps in at 2,000rpm. The only other downside to the DCS is an environmental one – figures of 38.7mpg and 192g/km of CO2 aren’t as pleasant as the manual’s 40.4mpg and 185g. No biggy though… the smooth auto changes help the big Citroen’s refinement.

The C-Crosser’s other bonus feature is a usefully robust 4wd system. A dial lets you choose between FWD, occasional 4WD if the fronts lose grip, or locked 4WD. Admittedly, we didn’t blat up any mountains to test it to the limits, but over rough, slippy, pitted dirt tracks where the back wheels were at least being called into action, the C-Crosser felt perfectly happy acting agriculturally. Seeing as it’s been co-developed with Mitsubishi (who rebadge it and sell it as an Outlander), this impression should at least have some objective backing – they’re pretty handy at the 4×4 business.

It’s only when you stop moving and look around the interior that negativity starts to creep in. The heating dials feel flimsy, with materials that are bettered by the new C3, which costs £10k less. The £1690 optional sat nav has the iffy ergonomics you’d find in an aftermarket Halfords job – and like too many factory fit sat navs, you can’t change the CD track or radio station if you’re using the navigation. The rear seats are only very temporary too. But that’s about it. The C-Crosser is a surprising car… not just because of how well it achieves what it set out to, but because it offers much more than you’d expect.

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