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		<title>on the sidewalls review &#8211; Porsche Cayenne Hybrid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There’s so much to say about the new Hybrid version of Porsche’s most controversial car that a review could easily fill the whole Internet. Nobody would read it to the end, nobody would gain anything from it and we’d have wasted our time. So, to avoid the bother and prove that no car review needs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keep Left Unless Overtaking</title>
		<description><![CDATA[But not if you&#8217;re in America. And especially not if you&#8217;re on the grass. Approaching a bridge. Otherwise this might happen&#8230; Apparently the guy has survived&#8230; and could be answering some difficult questions from the Police.]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3327</link>
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		<title>on the sidewalls review &#8211; Renault Megane CC</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cliff Bloody Richard. No matter how much abuse critics give him for the drivelly nonsense that oozes from his anodyne musical pores, and no matter how much he looks like a creepy PE teacher, he just won’t stop. It’s the same with coupe convertibles – the fact that critics pan them for having useless boots, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3301</link>
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		<title>Abarth 695 Tributo Ferrari&#8230; versus an F355</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Having had a sweet tea, a bracing walk and a glimpse at a picture of an Aston Martin Cygnet to help us get perspective, we can now force our minds to dwell on the Abarth 695 Tributo Ferrari. Just. This scintillatingly named creation is basically a Fiat 500 Abarth that, because of some Ferrari decals [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3277</link>
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		<title>5 Reasons Why the FQ400 is Secretly Brilliant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s a £50k car with the interior of a £15k car. It looks ridiculous. It’ll struggle to do 20mpg… the Mitsubishi Evo X FQ400 is a very easy car to mock. But having been lucky enough to  spend a couple of nights bonding with one, we’ve found some redeeming features that sprinkle some little shards of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3247</link>
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		<title>on the sidewalls review – Skoda Fabia vRS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[‘Dat the new vRS?’, yaps the intricately bearded man waiting at the lights in a lowered 318Ci, ‘I been waiting to see one of dem man’. Fake Armani shades now lifted, his pupils pour over the Kermit paint job and, quite surprisingly, he doesn’t piss himself laughing. ‘Yeah looks sweet, nice rims. Open it up [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3216</link>
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		<title>Two Word Verdict &#8211; Mini Countryman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oakley Hoodie]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3212</link>
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		<title>Two Word Verdict &#8211; Audi A8</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Xerox Deluxe]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3203</link>
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		<title>Auto Exclamation! SEAT Altea XL Ecomotive</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ask SEAT the time and they’ll have just one infectiously harmonised answer – it’s Eco time! And that’s because they’ve fitted their Altea XL family car with a new super-green 1.6 TDI engine, a stop/start system, energy recuperation technology and called it the Ecomotive! Go eco go eco go! With a combined fuel economy figure [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3184</link>
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		<title>The Brand New BMW X3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered what an X5 would look like after it slept badly on a creased pillow? No, us either. But BMW have answered the question anyway &#8211; let&#8217;s give a warm welcome to the brand new BMW X3. On sale in the UK from January, BMW&#8217;s new midi-crossover will be launched with two engines at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3170</link>
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		<title>Silverstone 2010 &#8211; How We Saw It. Literally.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[British Superfans Extreme G-Forces Behind the Scenes Glamour Inconsistent Schumacher High Class Parties Immaculately Presented Celebs Early Starts and Pounding Sun Rocket Red Button Nearly Getting a Podium Hamilton Pleasing the Fans This Man Being a Turd]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3142</link>
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		<title>The Brand New Range Rover Evoque</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This evening, at a slinky party in the grounds of Kensington Palace, Land Rover revealed a brand new &#8216;compact&#8217; car for 2011, the Range Rover Evoque. And crikey, the purists are gonna be mad. Not only was Victoria Beckham the star of the party, it was also revealed that the Evoque will be available as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3118</link>
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		<title>Happy 100th Birthday Alfa Romeo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;m sure Michael Douglas will agree, Catherine Zeta-Jones is a funny bugger. Slinky, toned and reasonably proportioned yes, but also prone to the odd mood swing. Pretty, but clearly high maintenance. So it&#8217;s fitting that Alfa chose her to play the lead role in one of their most famous commercials. To celebrate the firm&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3110</link>
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		<title>Top 5 Really Really Really Long Car Names</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the UK, today is the longest day of the year – so, purely because today is the only day long enough to enjoy them all, we’ve compiled a list of the most protracted, long winded car names ever. Take a deep breath and prey the sun’s still up when you’re done… 5. Toyota Estima [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3074</link>
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		<title>Growers &#8211; Jaguar XK8</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a survey we’ve just made up, it’s been revealed that 97% of all Jaguar XK8 reviews contain the word ‘golf’. Other fictional statistics of note include a 70% appearance rate of the phrase ‘more grand tourer than out-and-out sport car’, and a surprisingly low 50% score for ‘great place to be’. This conclusively shows [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3048</link>
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		<title>on the sidewalls review &#8211; Skoda Superb Estate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let’s get the obvious out of the way with first. Skoda haven’t made a rubbish car for a decade, and the Superb name is neither new or inaccurate, so don’t scoff at that either. Alright? Good. Now we can get on. Based on last year&#8217;s all new saloon, this is the first ever Superb Estate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=3013</link>
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		<title>Heritage, Semiotics and a Mazda MX-4&#215;4</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Car manufacturers make a big deal about their heritage. VW stitch chequered patterns into the seats of brand new Golf GTIs to invoke the ‘spirit of the original’, Peugeot have the nerve to badge a gawpy faced shopping trolley as an S16, and BMW even hi-jacked someone else’s heritage when they celebrated the original Mini’s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=2989</link>
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		<title>Hennessey &#8211; The Best Sounding Brandy Ever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few months ago, mad-cap Yank tuning shop Hennessey mentioned something about dropping a 1,000bhp, twin-turbo V8 into the back of an Elise and calling it the Venom GT. Sounded daft. Then they released some shadowy pics, then a shonky road test video, then they were featured in Top Gear mag and then&#8230; they&#8217;d comfortably [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=2983</link>
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		<title>40 Years of Range Rover&#8230; In Headlights</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a couple of weeks, the Range Rover will be forty years old. Through four decades of technological progress, it&#8217;s not only become the best off-roader in the muck, but the best off-roader on the road. It had coil springs, on and off-road ABS, driver and passenger air bags, self levelling suspension and electronic air [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=2934</link>
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		<title>Price Put on Natalie Cassidy&#8217;s Face</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nissan have announced prices for their brilliantly gawky Sonia Jackson look-a-like, the Juke. And while the looks split opinion like Cassidy splits mirrors, we want one even more than we did before. The range starts at a Fiesta scaring £12,795, which gets you a 1.6 petrol engine, 16&#8243; alloys and air con alongside the bag-of-smashed-crabs [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://onthesidewalls.co.uk/?p=2921</link>
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